wonder what she's doing.....

i am up to my tits in stuff going on....and there is no time to create a genius post, so i am thrilled that my doppelganger in sickness - doodlewhore - sent me this piece of modern art.

it's too good to not share with the world - as you know, i am sent to this place to spread truths and awareness and you would not be an enlightened soul if i hadn't done so.

enjoy her.

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nikki kidman's lips
and
an external hemorrhoid. ewh, i know.

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real housewife of atlanta kandi
and
woody woodpecker

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2 beached whales!!!!!

moomoo and shamu!















ps - is it me or is mariah shitting cream? like, twinkie cream?

it DOES matter, doctor

do not listen to this man! that pariah oprah hoisted this doctor oz character upon us, and if that wasn't enough to totally discredit him, he is a blatant LIAR!

listen to what he tells this woman who is bitching about the beard and sideburns she is growing.

he tells her that it doesn't matter that she has facial hair!!!!!!

well, i am here to say that it DOES, lady! do not listen to this quack!!!!!!! get it removed!!!!

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surname-friendly ellen barkin and freddy demann;

surname-free madonna and valentino.

one part blond wrinkle-free 50-something and one part orange man.....

what was her mama thinkin'?

as seen on a show on the discovery health network (AKA the channel that has "the world's tallest man", "the world's tallest woman", "the world's weirdest limbs", "the world's craziest conjoined twins" and so on)

this kinda name is usually a joke, but when you give it to a show producer, it's real. and the whole world laughs at you.....














thanks KT.

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princess stephanie of monaco
and
princess adam lambert ("glamberta") of america.































thanks matt for the idea.

a classic, AKA repeat

if you have never seen this, you must. it bears reposting.....

2 fags talkin' to the beat of a coupla sistas trash talkin' ..... genius.

gay guys + black girls = the perfect combo

destiny's child

it was destined to happen.

barbra streisand has one.

cher has one.

and the latest gay icon with a gay child? MADONNA!



















little david oughtta thank his lucky star that big mama got his ass outta africa....the purse and sunglasses would NOT go over well there........

i always assumed it would be rocco. and it still could be. knowing madonna's need to rule, she's probably love to have TWO gay kids.

ps - look at the little girl...her face is saying "oh no you betta don't be trying to take my sundress, brovva".