she's back

you all know i love alexyss tylor, aka the "vagina power" lady

i love her because she is beyond ignorant, uneducated about most everything pertaining to reality, and has a filthy potty mouth about sex. granted, you need subtitles to understand what the fuck she is saying.

in this clip, i dunno what she is saying except that she is throwing around 2 black dildoes. that's all i need to see.

red, white and joe

happy indie penis day! is it wrong that i wish we were still british?

by special request....your holiday party playlist. 36 songs to get your firecracker on!

here's how i roll: i go to my "recently played" playlist on itunes. then i pick every third song. that way its arbitrary and no one is subjected to too much of one thing. genius, right????

you have lots of new music - the gossip, the sounds, kasabian.....some of my current faves like midnight juggernauts and dragonette....then you have some WTF moments, like tammy wynette, deee-lite and pizzacato five. welcome to my life. it's my own piece of independence.

playlist below. to download em, click HERE

update: i am uploading as one file for lazy people (you know who you are) and because some of them are getting pulled down by the fuzz. if you want the one file, email my ass

fun with facebook

every now and then, you come across people on facebook whose names make you pause. this was a good one. cher cher!









cher cher zbik.

assuming she leaves the maiden name off (ackerman), does she call people and say "hi, this is cher cher zbik calling"

and she wears a wig. a WIG! like the real cher (only one cher in her name though).

parental unity

it's so great when two people get divorced but remain on healthy speaking terms for the sake of their children. demi & bruce...madonna & guy....

it even work's when they aren't really either person's children!

how else could you explain that michael jackson's ex-wife, debbie rowe, was planning to go on tour with MJ? check this out - here she is, seen playing guitar during his tour rehearsals! the kids (except blanket - he gots no mommy!) must be thrilled to see their (non)parents working harmoniously.

no words needed

lionel richie did it. and now, shakira does it, too.

words are not needed when a singer puts out an album and titles it EXACTLY what i think of them. brilliant.


















and i don't know who that really is. it certainly can't be the real shakira. it must be susan anton.

separated at birth

chaz (minus the "tity" and the titties) "i want a penis" bono and john "i'm too fat to find mine" goodman.

name change

from now on, i would like to clarify that my real name is PRINCE JOE II, but you can call my by my nickname, "duvet".

thanks

copout. but damn good

i'm a bit busy at the moment, so i am taking the lame route to a blog post. tough shit. enjoy a video.

if you watch that piece of geniusness known as "the real housewhores of new jersey", you will LIVE for this.

it's fucking spot on. i will rip this off shortly.  

separated at birth

miss michael jackson and mister bea arthur













the brow, the lips, the hollow and long cheeks. love it.

of course, he was in his 40's here. she was in her 80's.

michael jackson, TV hair icon

you already saw how michael jackson usurped the farrah fawcett hairdo.

but i have uncovered undeniable proof that michael jackson emulated the hairdos of television's leading ladies. check it:

there was the "rachel" from friends....











then the courteney cox hairdo....












and the "that girl" flip.....












the teri hatcher from "desperate housewives".....











morticia addams from "the addams family"....












and sabrina from "charlie's angels".